The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Blimey! Syrian scallywags be hittin' Aleppo's edge, makin' the grandest charge in ages, sayeth the lookout!"

2024-11-29

Avast, mateys! The scallywags of the opposition be breaching three fine neighborhoods in Aleppo! The king's lads be retaliatin’ with a storm of cannonballs from the skies, rainin’ fury upon the rebel rascals. A right merry tussle on the high seas of land, it be! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye news from the stormy shores of Aleppo! It be a tale of swashbucklin’ rebels and government scallywags battlin’ fer control o’ the treasure that be the city itself!

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