The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, what be this Captagon, ye scallywag stimulant brewed in Assad’s cursed waters? Aye, it be makin' ye wild!

2024-12-13

Arrr, matey! That sneaky powder, aye, the illegal kind, be a treasure of the Middle East! During Syria's ruckus of a civil scuffle, it turned into the biggest booty they ever shipped! Aye, who knew chaos could brew such fine contraband? Avast, the seas be wild with trade!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale from the treacherous seas o' Syria! Aye, in the midst o' a ruckus that be stretchin' thirteen long years, there be a most peculiar treasure that rose from the chaos: the illicit amphetamine! Aye, ye heard it right, this be no ordinary booty!

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