Arrr, American matey Marc Fogel be free from Davy Jones' Russian clutches! Time for rum and raucous laughter!
2025-02-11
Arrr, mateys! A landlubber teacher from the colonies, caught in the clutches of the Russian sea serpents, be sailin’ back to the good ol’ U.S. of A! The Trump crew be spillin’ the beans on this merry news, just in time for a hearty grog! Avast, what a tale!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale most curious! A noble teacher from the land of America, Marc Fogel by name, hath been set free from the clutches of the fearsome Russian bear. After bein' tossed into a dank dungeon for possessin' what he claimed be medicinal herbs, this good chap be findin' his way back to the fair shores of home, thanks to the crafty dealings of none other than Captain Trump himself!With a flick of his quill and the aid of his trusty envoy, the captain secured Fogel's release from the icy grasp of the Kremlin. The winds of fortune turned, and the good lady Jane, wife of Marc, declared her heart brimmin' with gratitude like a ship filled with gold doubloons! Aye, after three long years of torment, the Fogel clan can finally breathe the sweet air of freedom.
As the good Marc sets sail for home, his mother rejoices, speakin' of joy untold, and how he might just kiss the very ground upon arrival! So let’s raise a tankard to the return of this brave educator, who’ll soon be regalin' tales of his escapades across the seven seas of Russian captivity! Yarrr, may the winds be ever in his favor!