Arrr! Brazilian Captain Lula be in the sick bay, gettin' that noggin’ of his drained o' trouble!
2024-12-10
Arrr! Captain Lula, the mighty ruler of Brazil, be findin’ himself in the land o’ the sick, recuperatin’ from a ruckus in the noggin! A tumble at home left him with a treasure o’ blood to be drained. Here’s hopin’ he sails back to the high seas soon!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale from the land of Brazil, where the swashbucklin' President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva be laid up in a sickbed after a fierce tussle with an intracranial hemorrhage! Aye, it seems our 79-year-old captain got himself in a bit of a pickle, sufferin' from headaches after takin' a tumble at home. Arrr, that fall be no joke, I tell ye!So, off he sailed to the Sirio-Libanes hospital, a good 620 miles south, to have that bleeding drained from his noggin. The good doctor be keepin' a keen eye on him, sayin' he be “well” and restin' in the ICU, like a pirate in his cozy cabin after a long day o' plunderin'. But what be this? The First Lady, in a fit o' jest, be throwin' a jibe at none other than Elon Musk! She be lettin' loose with a hearty “F--- you, Elon Musk!” Now that be a hearty laugh for the crew!
The presidency be keepin' mum on the whole affair, but Lula had to cancel a grand voyage to Russia for a BRICS summit. With a cut on the back of his head, he’s still the captain of his ship, though perhaps a bit more careful on the deck! A press conference be scheduled to spill the beans on his surgery. Let’s hope he returns to sailin' the seas of politics soon!