The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Aye, the landlubbers be ponderin’ a mutiny 'gainst the French captain—what be the scuttlebutt, matey?

2024-12-04

Avast, mateys! Michel Barnier be walkin' the plank o' no-confidence in the Parliament's holdin' tank! His treasure map o' budget be tossed in the sea, and whispers say he’s ready to scuttle off into the sunset. Arrr, what a swashbucklin' mess!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be bringin’ ye tidin’s from the treacherous waters of Parliament! Our old sea dog, Michel Barnier, has been cast overboard by a no-confidence vote in the lower house, leavin’ his budget ship flounderin’ in the stormy seas of limbo!

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