Arrr! Trudeau be hoistin' his feminist flag, bemoanin' Harris's defeat to that scallywag Trump! A right jolly mess, it be!
2024-12-12
Arrr, matey! On the morrow, our noble Prime Minister Trudeau be shoutin' from the crow's nest, “I be a jolly feminist!” whilst he wept like a landlubber over Harris bein' bested by that scallywag Trump! Shiver me timbers, what a stormy sea of emotions be brewin’!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as we spin the yarn of Justin Trudeau, the dashing captain o' the Canadian ship, who proclaimed himself a "proud feminist" just the other day! Aye, he lamented the loss of Vice President Harris to that scallywag, Trump, in the grand elections of 2024—a right blow to the fair lasses of the world!At a grand gala for Equal Voice in Ottawa, Trudeau lamented, "We be on a steady march toward progress!" But alas, 'twas not to be as the good folk of the U.S. voted against havin' their first lady captain in charge. "Women’s rights be under attack, I tell ye!" he declared, clutching his heart like a true buccaneer of justice!
But wait, there’s treasure in the tale! Tensions be brew’n ‘twixt the U.S. and Canada over illicit trade winds and drugs sailin’ into the good ol’ USA. And so, Trudeau met with Trump at Mar-a-Lago, where the two sea dogs exchanged words about tariffs and the fate of the Canadian economy.
In jest, Trump suggested Canada could become the 51st state—an idea that made Trudeau chuckle, albeit nervously! So raise a toast, me mateys, to the political seas, where even the fiercest captains must navigate the waves of feminism and trade!