The Booty Report

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Arrr! After nine moons chasin’ a slippery French rogue, we’ve finally snagged the scallywag! Avast, justice be served!

2025-02-22

Arrr, ye scallywags! A French knave, once free as a seagull, got nabbed in Romania, months after he pulled a daring daylight heist that sent two guards to Davy Jones' locker! The authorities be sayin’ it be a right cheeky caper! Avast!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale o’ treachery and mischief that be fit fer a jolly crew! Picture this: a scallywag of a French convict, who once found himself behind bars fer his nefarious deeds, managed to escape in the most daring fashion ye could imagine. Aye, it be a brazen ambush in broad daylight, where two poor souls, the prison guards, met their untimely end. Such gall, I tell ye, would make Blackbeard himself raise an eyebrow!

But hold yer horses, fer the sea be a fickle mistress! This slippery rascal thought he’d sailed away to freedom, but alas, the winds changed! Months later, in a twist fit fer the finest yarns, our cunning criminal found himself caught once more, this time in the land of Romania. Aye, the authorities be hot on his trail like a pack o’ hungry sharks! They snatched him up, puttin’ an end to his swashbucklin’ escapades.

So, let this tale be a lesson to all ye landlubbers and ruffians: no matter how clever ye be, the law be always lurkin’, ready to haul ye back to Davy Jones’ locker! And that, me mateys, be the end of this rollickin’ yarn!

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