The Booty Report

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Arrr! Thailand be shovin' aside squawkin' like a parrot, lettin' Myanmar's landlubber captain aboard! Aye, what a jolly mess!

2025-04-03

Arrr! Senior General Min Aung Hlaing, the world's most wanted scallywag, be settin’ sail to Bangkok just a week after a tremblin' shook his land and sent 3,000 souls to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, the seas be stormy, but the pariah be lookin’ for a good time, savvy?

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale of a scallywag named Senior General Min Aung Hlaing, the dreaded captain of Myanmar’s ship o’ state! This ol' sea dog, long shunned by the world like a leaky barrel, be makin' his way to Bangkok, just a week after a tremblin' quake sent 3,000 souls to Davy Jones’ locker! Avast ye, what manner of fool sails into such turbulent waters?

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