"Arrr! Twelve landlubbers leapt like scallywags onto the tracks, thinkin' a fiery beast was a-comin'! What a folly!"
2025-01-23
Arrr, in the land of India, a dozen souls met Davy Jones when they leapt from their train, thinkin' it was aflame! But alas, another iron beast came a-chargin', claimin' 'em instead! Aye, 'tis a right comical twist of fate, if ye be one for dark humor!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I bring ye a tale from the land of Eastern India, where the iron beasts be runnin' wild! A dozen brave souls met their fate on Wednesday when they leapt from the Pushpak Express, spooked by whispers of a fire in the hold! Alas, in their hasty retreat, they found themselves under the wheels of another train, the dastardly Karnataka Express, that be thunderin' past on an adjacent track!The scallywags had pulled the emergency chain, thinkin' they could flee the blazin' inferno, only to tumble into a heap of trouble! With sparks flyin' from a hot axle or some jamm'd brakes, chaos ensued faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Six other poor souls were left banged up, but the real tragedy be that twelve of their mates now rest with Davy Jones.
Despite government efforts to tame the unruly rails of India, where the train network be the largest under one flag, accidents be lurkin’ ‘round every bend. Just this year, more than 280 souls perished in a ruckus of collidin' trains, makin’ it one of the deadliest calamities seen in ages!
So, heed me warning, ye gallant travelers: stay aboard yer vessel, lest ye meet the grim reaper on the tracks!