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Arrr! Pope Francis be plead’n fer calm seas in Ukraine 'n Gaza this Christmas, lest we be swabbin’ the deck o’ war!

2024-12-25

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! Pope Francis be shoutin' across the seas this Christmas, callin' fer jolly ol' mates to patch up squabbles, spread peace like fine loot, and give a hoot fer yer fellow sailors! Let’s hoist a mug to kindness, lest we end up walkin’ the plank!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a jolly tale about the holy sea dog, Pope Francis! On the blessed day o' Christmas, he raised his voice like a cannon blast, callin’ all scallywags and landlubbers to heed his words. He be speakin' of somethin’ most precious—reconciliation, peace, and the care fer yer fellow mateys!

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