Arrr, Colombia be cuttin' ties with Israel o'er the Gaza scuffle, sayeth the scallywags on the high seas!
2024-05-01
Arrr mateys! Gustavo Petro, Colombia's first scallywag president of the leftward persuasion, did proclaim to a jolly crew in the port that had gathered for International Workers' Day. The cheers be as loud as a cannon blast on the high seas!
Arr matey! Ye won't believe the news me ears picked up on the winds o' the seven seas! Gustavo Petro, that scallywag, be named as Colombia's first leftist president! Aye, me hearties, the man made the announcement in front of a jolly crowd in the capital, all gathered fer International Workers' Day. The cheers and hollers rang out like cannon fire in the night!It be a sight to behold, I tell ye! The people, they be dancing in the streets, waving their flags and singing sea shanties in celebration of this new leader. Petro, with his fiery speeches and promises of plundering the rich to give to the poor, has captured the hearts of the common folk!
Me thinks there be some rough waters ahead for Colombia, with this new captain at the helm. But for now, let us raise a tankard of grog to Gustavo Petro, the daring buccaneer who has set sail on the turbulent seas of Colombian politics. May his compass always point true, and may the winds of change be at his back!