Arrr! Trump’s Scottish treasure hole be scrawled upon by landlubbers fightin’ fer Gaza’s gold! Aye, ’tis a ruckus!
2025-03-08
Arrr! At the Turnberry fairway, where Trump be swingin' his clubs, some scallywags with a grudge be splatterin' paint! Aye, they be protestin' his schemes for Gaza, lettin' the world know they ain't pleased. 'Tis a ruckus fit for the high seas, matey!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye ‘round fer a tale of mischief upon yon Turnberry golf course, owned by none other than the blustery Donald Trump. Under the cloak of night, some fierce pro-Palestine scallywags took to the greens with spray paints and shovels, leavin’ their mark with bold strokes of “Gaza Is Not For Sale” splattered across the clubhouse like the blood of a shark! Aye, they even dug up the fairways, makin’ a right mess of the place.The ruckus came upon the heels of Trump’s grand plans fer Gaza, where he proposed to turn it into the “Riviera of the Middle East.” Aye, the pirates of Palestine Action didn’t take kindly to that, lettin’ the blusterous captain know his property be not safe from their cannon fire of resistance!
With the lawmen in Scotland now investigatin’ this ruckus, one can’t help but chuckle at the irony! A golf course, once hailed as a paradise for golfers, now turned into a battleground of graffiti and protests! As the sun sets over the Scottish hills, one wonders if Turnberry will ever recover its former glory or be forever marked by the rebellious spirit of the high seas! Yarrr!