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Arrr, Netanyahu be sayin’ Israel’ll make ‘em pay dearly if they dare attack after offin’ those scallywag commanders!

2024-08-01

Arrr, me hearties! The cap'n Netanyahu be shoutin’ from the crow's nest, sayin’ any scallywag who dares to strike the Jewish isle shall pay a price so steep, ye’ll need a treasure map to find yer doubloons! Best steer clear or face the wrath of the sea!

Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale from the land of Israel, where Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu be soundin’ a warning trumpet to all scallywags who dare to attack the fine Jewish ships of state! He be swearin’ a “very high price” shall be exacted on any who dare cross swords with ‘em, especially after they sent two infamous commanders of the villainous Hezbollah and Hamas to Davy Jones' locker!

With a crew of generals behind him, Netanyahu be confirm’n the demise of the dastardly Fuad Shukr, known fer his nefarious misdeeds, includin’ a strike that claimed the lives of innocent landlubbers. He also reported the end of Muhammad Deif, the mastermind behind a most wicked terror attack that left many a heart broken. “We be ready to defend and attack!” he declared, all puffed up like a proud parrot!

With the seas of the Middle East growin’ stormy, tensions be risin’ like the tide after the recent assassination of Hamas’s chief in Tehran, makin’ the whole crew uneasy. The Iranian captain, Khamenei, be vowin’ revenge, callin’ it their duty to avenge their fallen matey. So, keep yer eyes peeled, me hearties, fer these waters be treacherous, and the pirates be restless!

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