The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Mateys and scallywags be leavin' Gaza Hospital, days after a mighty Israeli raid!

2023-11-18

Arr, some be claimin' they be ordered to abandon Al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza City. The navy be sayin' it be grantin' a plea from the hospital cap'n to lend a hand in safely escapin' the landlubbers.

Arr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to this tale of the high seas! Word has spread like wildfire that those landlubbers at Al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza City were ordered to abandon ship! Aye, ye heard it right, they were sent packin'! But fear not, me mateys, for there be more to this story than meets the eye.

According to those scallywags in the military, they claim they received a special summons from the hospital director himself. He be pleadin' for assistance to ensure the safe passage of his crew and patients. Aye, ye heard it right, the military actually agreed to this request! They be offerin' a helping hand, like true gentlemen of the sea!

Now, let me tell ye, this be quite the turn of events! The hospital director must have been in a proper panic, seein' the storm on the horizon. It be no easy task evacuatin' a whole hospital, I tell ye! But alas, the military came to the rescue, like a band of swashbucklin' heroes, offerin' their ship to ferry the folks to safety.

But, me hearties, there be those who doubt this tale! Some be whisperin' that this be a cunning ploy by the military to take control of the hospital. They say the director had no choice but to request their aid, for his ship be sinkin' faster than a cannonball in the deep sea. Aye, it be a tale of conspiracy, me mateys!

So there ye have it, me hearties! The crew at Al-Shifa Hospital be ordered to abandon ship, but the military claims they be only helpin' them escape the storm. Whether this be a noble act of rescue or a hidden agenda be yet to be seen. Stay tuned for more adventures on the high seas of Gaza City!

Read the Original Article