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Avast ye mateys! A Russian town be protectin' itself with blast shelters and drone jammin' against war. Arrr!

2024-06-17

Avast ye landlubbers! In Moscow, the scurvy dogs be feelin' safe from battle, but in Belgorod, just 25 leagues from the Ukraine border, the sirens be a-callin' for the locals to duck and cover like scaredy cats! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, listen up! In Moscow, the scallywags be feelin' safe and sound, but over in Belgorod, just a stone's throw from the Ukraine border, them landlubbers be duckin' for cover when them sirens start a-wailin'! Arrr, it be a right ol' rumble goin' on over yonder!
Even though the fightin' be happenin' a good distance away, them folks in Belgorod ain't takin' no chances. They be keepin' a weather eye out for them sirens, ready to duck for cover faster than ye can say "pieces of eight!"
So next time ye be complainin' about a bit o' rain or a pesky seagull stealin' yer grub, just remember them poor souls in Belgorod, dodgin' cannonballs and keepin' a weather eye out for trouble. It be a tough life on the high seas, me hearties, but at least we ain't duckin' for cover every time a siren wails!

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