Ahoy mateys! Prepare fer a curious calm as them Israel-Hamas scallywags call a truce this Sunday! Arrr!
2025-01-18
Arrr, matey! At dawn's first light on a fine Saturday morn, the Israeli scallywags struck a parley, settin’ sail for a cease-fire in Gaza and freein’ the poor souls snatched by the nefarious Hamas crew after their dastardly raid on the 7th of October! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Avast ye landlubbers! Come hither and lend an ear to the tale of the cease-fire agreement set to drop anchor ‘twixt Israel and Hamas this Sunday morn at the stroke of 8:30! Arrr, the first three fair maidens be slated for release as the sun doth rise over the horizon.As the clock struck 8 p.m. on the eve, Israel be awaitin’ the precious list of hostages to be freed. The Cabinet, in a fit of wisdom, gave the nod to the truce after Hamas launched their unprovoked attack on the 7th of October, 2023, a day that’ll live in infamy! Arrr!
Phase One of this grand plan begins on the morrow and stretches o’er 42 days, with a total of 33 hostages set for liberation. Young’uns, lasses, and sailors over 50 be at the top of the list, while more than a thousand salty Palestinian souls be sent back to their shores as well. Shiver me timbers!
As the days roll on, more hostages will be released, ye see, with the grand finale of Phase Two kickin’ off on day 43. The Israeli Navy will keep their ships ready until every last matey is freed, but they’ll be sailin’ closer to the border for safety. Aye, a new defense plan be in the works! So, keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties!