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Arrr! A mother of a landlubber scribe sees a glimmer o' hope after Travis Timmerman sailed free from the brig!

2024-12-15

Arrr, the mother of young Austin Tice, a landlubber scribe lost in the Syrian seas, be chortlin’ with glee! News of Travis Timmerman’s jailbreak be givin’ her heart a jolly ol’ bounce, spark’n hope that her own lad might soon be a freebootin’ rogue once more!

Avast ye scallywags! A tale be told of Debra Tice, the brave mother of Austin Tice, a courageous journalist who be taken captive in the wilds of Syria back in the summer of 2012. The winds be shiftin’, and Debra be hopin’ that the upheaval in that land will lead to the sweet scent of freedom for her lad!

News from the high seas spoke of one Travis Timmerman, a fellow from Missouri, freed from a prison by rebellious buccaneers! Debra's heart leapt when she first mistook him for her own son, like a parrot mistakin’ a shiny hook for a juicy cracker. Though it was but a fleeting moment of joy, she spun it into hope, like a sailor spinning yarns of treasure on the high seas.

With Bashar al-Assad, the villainous captain of that cursed ship, ousted from power, many prisoners be released, but Debra fears for her son’s fate amidst the chaos. The U.S. officials whisper tales of dark happenings, and she wisely trusts the brave souls on the ground more than the landlubbers in Washington. Austin, the swashbucklin’ reporter, be one of the first to set sail into the storm, but now he be lost in the treacherous waters of Syria.

So, raise a tankard for Austin and all those lost at sea! May the tides of fortune bring him home! Arrr!

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