Arrr, matey! Israel be squeezin' Gaza's food stash tighter than a parrot's grip on a pirate's shoulder!
2024-07-30
Arrr, matey! Israel’s sea dogs be redrawin' the maps twice, shoutin’ at Hamas for usin' the land to gather their scallywags and fire their cannons! Avast, those knaves be up to no good!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ a land called Israel, where the swashbucklin’ military hath taken to redrawin’ the maps like a drunken cartographer on a stormy sea. Aye, they be accusin’ the scallywags o’ Hamas o’ usin’ the territory to regroup and launch their cannonades, or as ye landlubbers call 'em, missiles!