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Arrr! Iraqi scallywags be wantin’ to shake off the Persian grip and befriend the land o’ milk ’n honey!

2025-02-17

Avast ye! Iraqi sea dogs be raisin' the flag of "Iraq Only," tossin' out them meddlin' brigands from Iran! But alas, some brave souls found themselves in Davy Jones' locker, sufferin' a bit of a rough tide. Aye, the high seas o’ activism be perilous indeed!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of brave young scallywags in the land of Iraq, who be raisin' the Jolly Roger of independence! They call themselves the "Iraq Only" crew, seekin’ to cut the ropes tetherin’ their fair land to the treacherous clutches of Iranian militias. With stickers of their glorious flag plastered over portraits of maraudin’ militia leaders, these buccaneers aim to build a free and democratic ship of state!

Among 'em is the valiant Muqtada al-Tamimi, a lad who’s faced the dark seas of captivity, tortured by those villainous brigands for merely hoistin’ the Iraqi flag high. “Aye, we be persecuted for our desire fer peace!” he declares, his heart as heavy as a cannonball. These young rogues be dreamin’ of a stable economy, a strong alliance with the West, and even a friendship with the seafarin’ nation of Israel, despite the storms brewin’ in Tehran!

With every brave soul joinin’ their ranks, the "Iraq Only" crew be hoistin’ their sails to challenge the tyranny of Iranian influence, seekin' not just survival but a prosperous future. So, raise yer tankards to these young swashbucklers, may their quest for liberty and a bounteous Iraq prevail against the dark tides of oppression! Arrr!

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