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Avast! Survivors be poppin’ up like treasure chests, but alas, the grim tally of dead be sailin' past 2,700!

2025-04-01

Arrr, on the fateful Friday, a mighty quake of 7.7 shook Burma's shores, sending over 2,700 souls to Davy Jones' locker! And lo, a civil war be brew’n chaos, while Thailand got a right good shakin' too. Aye, the seas be rough both far and near!

Aye, gather 'round ye scallywags and lend yer ears to a tale of woe from the murky shores of Burma! A 63-year-old wench was plucked from the clutches of the rubble after a mighty quake struck like Poseidon’s own wrath, claiming over 2,700 souls in its cruel embrace. The earthquake, a fearsome beast with a 7.7 magnitude, left many a landlubber lost at sea, whilst others scurried about lookin' for treasure 'mongst the debris.

Rescue crews be workin' day and night, pullin' up all manner of folk, including a wee lad and a fair maiden with child, trapped like fish in a barrel! However, the dark clouds of despair loom ever larger, as the needs of the surviving crew be risin' faster than a sail in a storm. With roads and bridges torn asunder, aid be slower than a turtle on a foggy night.

As for the land’s rulers, they’ve promised to welcome help, but the shadow of their iron grip still haunts the land. Meanwhile, the National Unity Government be cryin' for support, warning of a race against time! But amidst the chaos, let us not forget the brave hearts risin' from the ashes, for even in the darkest of storms, hope be the true treasure!

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