"Arrr, matey! That landlubber congressman be callin’ on the new crew to skewer the scallywags of Aggression!"
2024-12-31
Arrr, matey! Congressman Joe Wilson be beseechin' the new Trump crew to hoist the sails and scuttle them sneaky Georgian schemes o' sanction evasion. Let’s plunder the lawbooks and make the seas safe for our treasure huntin’! Aye, 'tis a cheeky request fer a jolly good laugh!
Avast, mateys! As the winds of change blow through the 119th Congress on the third day of January, a crafty Republican Congressman be scribblin' missives to the incoming Trump crew. Rep. Joe Wilson from the land of South Carolina be callin’ for a keen eye on the nefarious schemes brewin’ in Georgia, where unscrupulous scallywags be dodgin' sanctions and makin' a pretty penny from their dubious doings.In his letter, Wilson be urg’n the likes of Senator Marco Rubio and Representative Michael Waltz to unleash the law on Georgian rogues, particularly the infamous Bidzina Ivanishvili, a matey with ties to both Russia and other scallywag nations. With sanctions already laid on Ivanishvili, Wilson sees fair winds ahead if the new crew digs deeper and sets their sights on his kin and cronies.
But lo! The Georgian Dream government, once a stout ally of America, now sails with the likes of China and Iran, much to the chagrin of Congress. They be thinkin’ they’ll find favor under Trump’s rule, but the winds of bipartisan unity be blowin' strong, and the pirates of the Trump administration might be settin' their sights on plunderin' the pirates of Georgia instead!
So hoist the sails, me hearties, for the seas be choppy, and the fate of Georgia hangs in the balance as all eyes turn to the horizon!