Arrr! The White House flags be flyin’ o’er USAID’s treasure chests, all under Elon’s curious spyglass, matey!
2025-02-04
Arrr, matey! The White House be spillin’ the beans on a treasure trove o' folly! They claim USAID be squanderin’ our doubloons on DEI schemes, like a scallywag burnin’ gold to build a sandcastle! Avast, let not our treasure go to such foolishness!
Avast ye hearties! The White House be spillin’ the beans on a list o’ projects from the U.S. Agency for International Development, or USAID, which be called “waste and abuse” by them newfangled cost-cutters led by the scallywag Elon Musk, the special government employee in charge of the Department o’ Government Efficiency (DOGE). Arrr, it be a peculiar title for a landlubber’s crew, indeed!For years, USAID has been plunderin’ the taxpayers’ coffers to fund what the White House deems foolishness, like a grand $1.5 million scheme to advance “diversity, equity, and inclusion” in far-off Serbia, and a whimsical $70,000 for a DEI musical in the Emerald Isle! So many doubloons spent on projects like a transgender opera in Colombia for $47,000 - a right ruckus, I say!
The future of this agency be hangin’ by a thread, as the loyal crew of USAID awaits news of their fate under the watchful eye of Marco Rubio, the acting captain of this shipwreck. Protests be brewin’ amongst the crew, who claim they work for themselves, not the lot in power! With questions flyin’ like cannonballs about the legality of dismantlin’ such an agency, it be clear that the seas be stormy ahead!