The Booty Report

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Arrr! Captain of a fancy ship's in hot water after a tech wizard and six mates met Davy Jones!

2024-08-26

Arrr, matey! The scallywag at the wheel o’ the fancy ship Bayesian, which took a dive off Italy's coast last week, be under the spyglass for possible manslaughter! Aye, ‘tis a fine mess when luxury meets Davy Jones’ locker!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the ill-fated superyacht, the Bayesian, that took a mighty tumble off the Italian coast last week, claimin' seven souls in the stormy abyss! The captain, one James Cutfield, a Kiwi lad of 51, be under the watchful eye of Italian lawmen, suspected of manslaughter and culpable shipwreck, or so the scuttlebutt goes.

This here vessel was said to be as unsinkable as a pirate’s spirit, built for the fiercest of seas by the crafty shipwrights at Perini Navi. But alas! A side hatch left ajar may have let in the briny deep, sendin' our merry crew and their illustrious passengers, includin' the tech magnate Mike Lynch and his daughter, to Davy Jones’ locker!

The winds be blowin' fierce, the event like a cursed downburst from the heavens, fast and furious. Cutfield survived the watery wrath, but the crew? Aye, they lost their chef and six passengers found themselves trapped like sardines in a tin can! Investigators be ponderin’ over who be truly at fault—captain, crew, or the very makers of this grand ship. So keep yer spyglasses trained, for this stormy saga be far from over!

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