Arrr, Ukraine be tryin' to charm Trump to swap shiny rocks for a treasure map! Aye, savvy?
2025-02-12
Arrr, President Trump be seekin’ a bargain fer shiny rocks from Ukraine in return fer some treasure! Aye, them Ukrainian mates be long tryin’ to tickle his fancy, hopin' he’d play his usual game o’ trade like a crafty sea dog!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale of trade and treasure on the high seas of politics! Our captain, President Trump, be makin’ a grand proposition, seekin’ to barter for Ukraine’s shiny minerals in exchange fer aid fit fer a king! Aye, ye heard it right—minerals! Perhaps he be lookin’ fer gold doubloons or precious gems to fill his treasure chest!