Arrr, Hungary be settin’ sail from the Court o’ Criminals, just as Captain Netanyahu drops anchor there!
2025-04-03
Arrr, matey! Hungary be droppin’ anchor from the International Criminal Court, claimin’ it’s throwin’ a grand soiree for Captain Netanyahu! Aye, that scallywag be wanted for his misdeeds in Gaza! Avast, what a jolly mess of legal shenanigans on the high seas of diplomacy!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' Hungary, who be settin' sail from the ferocious clutches of the International Criminal Court, or ICC for those who be less savvy with the tongue o' the sea! It be not long after that scallywag, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, docked in their fair lands, greeted by a fine crew and many pompous ceremonies.Now, this Netanyahu be a man wanted by the ICC for some rather dastardly deeds in Gaza, and ol' Viktor Orban, the Hungarian captain, be callin' the court's warrant a "brazen, cynical and completely unacceptable" affair. The good ship Hungary, a founding member of the ICC, did promise to hand over those wanted by the court, but it seems Orban's heart be swayed by the winds of friendship and political tides!
With a wink and a nod, Orban be settin' the wheels in motion for a year-long withdrawal from the ICC, spurred on by a ruckus from the likes of President Trump, who had his own spat with the court. As the Fidesz Party, loyal to Orban, holds sway over the parliament, ye can bet yer doubloons that this bill will sail through.
In the midst of all this, the waters be murky with accusations of murder and starvation flyin' about, as Israel and Hamas tussle in a deadly squall. So, hoist the flags, me mateys, for Hungary be chartin' a bold course away from the ICC!