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"Arrr! Two scallywags of Canada’s Freedom Convoy be found guilty o’ mischief, caught with their breeches down!"

2025-04-03

Avast, me hearties! This here be one of the final tales from the ruckus o' the 2022 trucker scallywags, which unleashed a tempest o' court battles, lawsuits, and a grand inquiry fit for a captain! Arrr, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of justice!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale from the high seas of justice, where ruckus and revelry met the law of the land! In the year of our Lord two-thousand and twenty-two, a band o' trucker scallywags set sail on the mean streets, protestin' for their cause like a crew demandin' their grog!

This here case be but one of the last remnants from that tumultuous voyage, where the ruckus of the trucker crew led to a tempest of legal squalls. Aye, it birthed a motley crew o' criminal cases, lawsuits, and a grand ol’ public inquiry that’s got the lawyers and judges feelin’ like they’ve been tossed in Davy Jones’ locker!

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