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Arrr! The Yankee Commandos be in Israel, lendin' a hand in findin' the poor souls held for ransom, says the Pentagon!

2023-11-01

Arrr, this ol' matey Christopher P. Maier, a scurvy Defense Department official, be keepin' his trap shut 'bout how many o' them U.S. Special Operations forces be sailin' in Israel waters. But me hearties, word be sailin' that the Defense Department be sendin' a good number o' commandos these past few weeks.

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, ye won't be findin' out the exact number of those U.S. Special Operations forces currently pillaging in Israel. This Christopher P. Maier, a Defense Department official, be keepin' his trap shut on that matter. Savvy?

But fear not, me hearties, for other officials of the United States be a bit more loose-lipped. They claim that the Defense Department has sent a fair few dozen of those mighty commandos in recent weeks to set sail upon Israeli shores. Arrr!

Now, ye might be wonderin' what these landlubbers be doin' in Israel, and why they be sneakin' around like bilge rats. Well, me hearties, that be a mighty fine question. The U.S. Special Operations forces, with their cutlasses sharpened and cannons primed, be there to work alongside their Israeli comrades-in-arms. They be sharin' their expertise and knowledge, collaboratin' on special missions and trainin' exercises. Aye, it be a true partnership, aye!

But be ye thinkin' that this collaboration be a secret kept locked away in Davy Jones' locker? Nay, me hearties! Them U.S. officials be more chatty than a parrot with a taste for rum. They be tellin' the world that these commandos be part of a broader effort to counter the threat of Iran in the region. Aye, ye heard that right! Those scallywags be keepin' a weather eye on Iran, always ready to hoist the Jolly Roger if need be.

So, me hearties, while the exact number of these commandos be shrouded in the fog of war, we know they be sailin' the high seas of Israel. Be it for secret missions or just a jolly good time, these U.S. Special Operations forces be standin' shoulder to shoulder with their Israeli mates. Ahoy, mateys, the 17th-century pirate lingo be sailin' off into the sunset, but rest assured, the adventures of these commandos be far from over!

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