Arrr! Trump be sayin' them scallywags from China, Russia, and Iran be merely jawin’ 'bout settlin’ the stormy seas!
2025-03-13
Arrr, me hearties! Cap'n Trump be jawin' 'bout them scallywags from Russia, China, and Iran havin' a chinwag 'bout layin' down their cannonballs in Beijing! And he be thinkin' of parleyin' with North Korea too, hopin' to shiver their timbers on them nuclear contraptions! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' President Trump, who be chattin' from his fancy office, downplayin' a grand meetin' in Beijing 'twixt Iran, Russia, and China, the fiercest foes o' the good ol' U.S.!The High Seas o' diplomacy be a-tumblin' as China declared the summit, comin' right after Iran told Trump to shove his nuclear talks where the sun don’t shine. Aye, it be coincidin' with a UN meetin' 'bout Iran's uranium shenanigans!
Trump, bein' the jolly captain he is, mused that mayhap the three scallywags be discussin' somethin' less explosive, like how to play nice with their toys o' doom. He fondly recalled his parley with the mighty Putin, claimin' if he had won the seas in 2016, he’d have snatched a deal to sail smoother seas o' denuclearization.
But beware, mates, for Trump be worryin' that China could soon catch up to the U.S. in nuclear firepower! Yet, the experts from the Bulletin be laughin' in their grog, sayin' such claims be a tall tale, not even comin' close to the U.S. arsenal!
As for North Korea, with their 50 warheads, Trump be likin’ Kim Jong Un, hopin' to strike a deal before the cannonballs start flyin'! Arr, what a ruckus on the high seas of nuclear diplomacy!