Arrr! The roof of the China Gym be fallin' like me rum-filled belly, takin' at least 11 souls with it!
2023-07-24
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! 'Tis bein' told by the official tale-spinners that this landlubber of a builder stored his loot atop the gym's roof, all wrong-like! An' alas, the wee lads an' lasses bore the brunt o' this mishap.
Arrr, me hearties! Ye won't believe the tale I be tellin' ye today! The official media be reportin' that a scallywag of a building contractor be playin' a dangerous game on the roof o' the gym. He be stashin' his materials improper-like, causin' a calamity o' epic proportions! And who be the victims, ye ask? Well, blast me barnacles, it be the poor children, me hearties!Now, ye be wonderin' what kind o' materials be so treacherous, don't ye? I'll tell ye, mateys! It be bricks and beams and all sorts o' heavy things that shouldn't be dancin' on the roof, especially when the young'uns be playin' below! Shiver me timbers, that be a recipe for disaster!
Picture this, me lads and lasses. Innocent young'uns, runnin' and jumpin' 'round in the gym, havin' a jolly good time. And from above, a storm o' materials be crashin' down upon 'em. Oh, the horror! The screams and cries be fillin' the air as the poor souls be caught in the crossfire o' a builder's foolishness.
But fear not, me hearties, for justice be served! The authorities be swoopin' in like a crew o' pirates, makin' sure the guilty landlubber be facin' the consequences o' his actions! This be a lesson to all ye builders out there – ye can't be treatin' roofs like a treasure chest!
So let this be a warnin' to ye all, me mateys. Be mindful o' how ye store ye materials, lest ye be causin' chaos and mayhem. And remember, the safety o' the young'uns be more precious than all the gold in Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!