Arrr! China be dodgin' the US like a sly sea rat, makin' friends with landlubbers to outsmart the CCP!
2024-12-19
Arrr, matey! China's sailin' 'round the U.S. efforts like a sly sea rat, makin' nice with the landlubber officials to keep its tentacles in trade and security. They're playin' a crafty game, keepin' their influence afloat on the high seas o' relations! Avast, what a scallywag move!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the grand escapades of the U.S. and the cunning Chinese Communist Party (CCP). The scallywags in Beijing be sailin’ close to the wind, usin’ the fine principle of separatin’ powers to slip through the cracks of American defenses.While the good ship U.S. federal government tries to protect its shores from the Chinese buccaneers, such as keepin’ their gold outta our farmlands, they be missin’ the main treasure: influence! A jolly report by the Foundation for Defense of Democracies reveals that the CCP's crafty ways at the state and local levels be givin’ ‘em more sway than any ol’ pirate could ever muster.
These clever Chinese scoundrels be makin’ friends with state leaders who care more for gold and jobs than for security, lettin’ the CCP slip right past federal nets. Even as the trade war rages on, governors from both sides be cozyin’ up to China, thinkin’ it wise to build bridges rather than walls.
But beware, me hearties! The CCP be takin’ advantage of these cozy relations to spread their influence and confound our defenses. To keep the winds of fortune blowin’ in favor of the U.S., we must unite our efforts and guard against the crafty maneuvers of these foreign marauders!