The Booty Report

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Arrr, a band o' landlubber Christians be hoistin' their sails to fend off the ruckus in Syria's stormy seas!

2025-03-23

Arrr, matey! The Eagles of Antioch be a band o' brave souls keepin' a keen eye on Christian havens in Damascus, guardin' sacred treasures from scallywags and mischief-makers in the wild seas of post-Assad! Avast, no vandal dares tread where those hearty souls stand watch!

Ahoy, me hearties! In the treacherous seas of Syria, the winds of misfortune be blowin’ fierce under the rule of one Ahmed al-Sharaa. Christians in the land be shakin’ in their boots, fearin’ the wrath of jihadists rainin’ down upon 'em like cannonballs on a ship! Jeff King, the captain of the International Christian Concern, be warnin’ that the situation be reachin’ a critical state, where faith be hangin’ by a thread, savvy?

But fear not, for a brave crew known as the Eagles of Antioch be risin’ up! With 500 valiant volunteers patrollin’ the streets of Damascus, they be protectin’ their holy sites and keepin’ watch like loyal sentries. Danial Georgios, a fine lad of 30, be leadin’ the charge, proclaimin’ they’ll no longer live as second-class mates in their own homeland!

The Eagles be takin’ their name from the ancient city of Antioch, and they stand united across various Christian factions. They fix what be broken, defend their shrines, and even protest for their rights! Though the seas be stormy, they be hopin’ for peace with their Muslim neighbors, workin’ with the local powers that be, and wishin’ to uphold their place in society without fear of the sword. However, King warns that their numbers have dwindled from 1.5 million to but a mere 300,000 to 500,000. The seas be rough, but these brave souls be fightin’ to keep their faith afloat!

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