Arrr! Kirby be hopin' them Yanks in Gaza set sail Sunday, but it seems the deal's caught in a squall!
2025-01-16
Arrr, the White House's trusty sea dog, John Kirby, be claimin’ he’s as sure as the tide that a deal be settlin’ on Sunday! But lo! The swabs in Israel be sayin’ Hamas be backin’ out like a scallywag at a dance! What a raucous jest, I say!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the choppy seas of politics! The grand John Kirby, a seafarer of national security, be sayin' he’s as confident as a ship captain with a fair wind blowin' that a cease-fire and a deal for the return of hostages be settin' sail this Sunday! Yarrr, families of two Americans be waitin' with bated breath for the tide to turn!Kirby be claimin' there be a deal in the works, workin' hard with the Israelis to smooth out the rough patches, like a sailor patchin' a sail. But alas, confusion erupted when Prime Minister Netanyahu, like a parrot squawkin' on a shoulder, declared that Hamas be causin' a ruckus, tryin' to back out, as if they be playin' a game of pirate poker!
But fear not, Kirby be resolute, sayin’ "It’s not breakin' down!" as he navigates through the murky waters of this high-stakes game. With 33 hostages set to be released, including some poor souls like children and the aged, we be hopin' for safe passage home.
So, raise a tankard, me hearties, and pray that this deal sails smoothly! For every American and Israeli caught in this storm deserves a fair wind to guide 'em back to safety!