The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Aye, found a dusty old calendar, might be tellin' tales of a mighty mishap from ages past!"

2024-08-10

Arrr, matey! The scribbles on yon pillar in southern Turkey be no mere fanciful doodles, says a learned buccaneer from the University of Edinburgh. Nay, they be tellin’ tales of when those fiery comet bits came crashin’ down to our fair planet! Aye, a right ruckus, I say!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the distant shores of southern Turkey! A clever scallywag from the University of Edinburgh hath stumbled upon somethin' more excitin' than a chest o’ gold! Aye, it be markings on a pillar, not mere squiggles, but a grand chronicle of the heavens!

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