Arrr! Aye, matey! French scallywags be tossin' boom-booms at the Russian ship's embassy—three years since the Ukraine kerfuffle!
2025-02-24
Arrr! Two fiery cannonballs let loose a ruckus 'round the Russian consulate in Marseille, just as the calendar ticked three times since they invaded Ukraine! Aye, 'twas a bangin' way to mark the occasion, matey!
Arrr matey! Gather round fer a tale from the treacherous seas of Marseille, where two cannon-like contraptions went boom near the Russian consulate on the very day markin’ three years since that scallywag Putin set sail into Ukraine! Aye, one plucky soda bottle tried to join the fray but fizzled out like a wet firecracker. Luckily, no souls were harmed in this raucous ruckus!The fine wench, Maria Zakharova, from the Russian Foreign Ministry, cried foul, claimin’ it to be a dastardly act of terrorism! “We be demandin’ the French to haul in those responsible and boost the security 'round our ships!” she shouted, just like a captain lookin’ fer his lost treasure.
The motive remains as murky as a stormy sea, but it sure stirred the hearts of many, what with protests swayin’ like a ship in a storm since the invasion began. A mysterious rogue skedaddled from the scene, leavin’ the authorities scratchin’ their heads. Firefighters and brave first responders swarmed the location like seagulls on a bounty, while the consulate crew stayed inside, waitin’ fer the all-clear from the bomb squad. What a day to be a pirate in France, eh? Yarrr!