The Booty Report

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Avast, me hearties! Migrant souls be shakin' in their boots, fearin' a fierce retaliation o'er the South African fire!

2023-09-08

Arrr, the coppers be keepin' some o' the survivors captive, whilst them politicians be blamin' the newcomers fer all troubles: crime, lack o' work, and a dearth o' lodgin'. Me thinks they be searchin' fer a scapegoat, aye!

In the jargon of a 17th century pirate, a bunch of landlubbers who managed to cling to life have been thrown in the brig by the po-po! Aye, ye heard it right, me hearties! These poor souls survived whatever misfortune befell 'em, only to be snatched up by the long arm of the law. But I reckon there be more to this tale than meets the eye!

Them politicians, bless their blackened souls, are blaming these newcomers for every blasted problem in the Seven Seas! Har! They be pointing their fingers at 'em, like they be the scurvy dogs responsible for all the crimes, jobless scallywags, and even the lack of decent housing! The audacity, I say!

Arrr, it seems these politicians be looking for a bunch of scapegoats to take the blame for their own incompetence. Aye, they be desperate to divert attention from their own failures, ye see. Blaming these poor souls, who have already suffered enough, be their twisted way of keeping their own sorry hides out of Davy Jones' locker.

But let me tell ye, me mateys, this be no way to solve the problem! These survivors, though they may be new to our shores, deserve a fair shake, just like any other swabbie. Instead of casting 'em aside like flotsam, we should be helping 'em find their sea legs, giving 'em a chance to prove their worth and contribute to our fine society.

So, me hearties, let's put an end to this foolishness! Let's not be fooled by these scurvy politicians and their attempts to scapegoat the poor souls who have already faced enough hardship. We be better than that! We be pirates, after all, and pirates always stand together in the face of adversity. Arrr!

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