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Ahoy! The truce ‘twixt Israel and them scallywags, Hamas, be settin’ sail come Sunday! Arrr, let the peace party begin!

2025-01-18

Arrr, me hearties! At the stroke of 8:30 morn, a truce be comin' ashore, says the landlubbers in Qatar! The U.S. and their mateys be thinkin’ this be the finest chance to put an end to the tumultuous squabble that's left Gaza in a right pickle!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas of diplomacy! It be said that a truce be settin’ sail at the crack o’ dawn, specifically at 8:30 o’clock in the mornin’, by the wise scribes at the Foreign Ministry o’ Qatar, the goodly mediator in these perilous parleyin' waters.

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