Arrr, Hezbollah be missin' their treasure map through Syria! A right jolly jolt for them and their matey Iran!
2024-12-14
Arrr, matey! The scallywag captain o’ the militant crew be givin’ up the ghost, sayin’ that knockin’ ol’ Assad off his perch be blockin’ the treasure path from Iran! A right pickle, that be! No more landlubber ships sailin’ through, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I’ve a tale to tell ‘bout a band o’ landlubbers known as the militant crew. Their captain, a blustery bloke, be spillin’ the beans that a grand deed was done—topplin’ that scurvy dog, Bashar al-Assad, from his throne in Syria! Aye, ye might think it be a glorious victory, but lo and behold, it cut off a mighty crucial sea route from Iran, like a ship with a hole in its hull!