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"Avast! A bird in the sky be landin’ in Aleppo, first since the old seadog Assad was tossed overboard!"

2024-12-18

Arrr matey! A Syrian flying contraption from Damascus touched down in Aleppo on the fine day of Wednesday, as the ragtag transitional crew be tryin’ to show they can steer this shipwrecked land o’ war! Aye, let’s see if they can keep her afloat!

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale to tell 'bout a flight that sailed the skies o' Syria! On a fine Wednesday, a mighty vessel called the Syrian Air, not made o’ wood but o’ metal, did touch down in the fair city o' Aleppo, like a treasure chest spillin’ forth its riches!

Ye see, the transitional government, like a crew settlin’ into their ship, be tryin’ to prove they can steer this war-ravaged land back to calmer waters. Aye, they be raisin' their flag high, shoutin’ to the world, “Look at us! We can fly and land too!” If only they could navigate the seas of bureaucracy as well as the skies, eh?

But lo! The journey be riddled with more bumps than a galleon's hull after a stormy night! Still, the sight of that flying contraption settlin’ down in Aleppo be a glimmer o’ hope, like findin’ a bottle o’ rum after a long day's toil. So here’s to the brave crew and their flight, may it soar high and lead to a smoother sailin’ for all the landlubbers below!

Now, let’s raise a toast with a hearty laugh, for even the skies be witness to the escapades o' men seekin’ glory on land and in air!

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