German landlubbers held like scallywags for weeks, then tossed overboard from the good ol' U.S. seas! Har har!
2025-03-13
Arrr, amidst Captain Trump’s tempestuous border storm, the German news scallywags be watchin’ two landlubber tourists who claimed they be seekin’ lawful passage to the grand ol' U.S. Aye, ‘tis a tale of woe fit for a jolly tavern tale! Blimey, what a rigmarole!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of two brave landlubbers who dared to set sail across the briny deep, seekin' to enter the fabled lands of the United States! Aye, these wayward souls be hailing from Germany, and they thought they'd waltz through the gates of liberty like a pair of fine gents at a ball. But lo and behold! They ran afoul of the mighty Trumpian Kraken lurkin' at the border!