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Arr, Israel be reclaimin' lands near the ol' Gaza Strip, what were snatched by them pesky Hamas scoundrels!

2023-10-09

Arr! Avast, ye scurvy knaves! The brave Israeli Defense Force be reclaimin' them communities near the treacherous Gaza Strip, which were swiftly commandeered by them rascally Hamas scallywags. No match be they for our mighty defense!

All of Israel is currently under the control of the Israeli military, according to a report from Fox News. Israeli forces have successfully recaptured areas near the Gaza Strip that were overrun by Hamas over the weekend. While the Israeli Defense Force has regained control of communities, isolated clashes are still occurring throughout the country. Rabbi Aryeh Lightstone, a former senior advisor to David Friedman, confirmed the recapture of the occupied areas from a bomb shelter during an interview with Fox News.

In response to the attacks, Israeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant has ordered a "complete siege" on the Gaza Strip. This includes cutting off electricity, food, and fuel supplies, effectively closing off the area. Gallant referred to the attackers as "human animals" and vowed to take strong action against them. Ambassador Gilad Erdan, who represents Israel at the United Nations, condemned the "savagery" of Hamas' forces, accusing them of war crimes and calling for the complete obliteration of their infrastructure.

Sirens have been heard in Jerusalem and across Israel, and a large rocket barrage has been reported from the Gaza Strip, impacting cities like Tel Aviv. The war, which started on the Jewish holiday of Simchat Torah, has resulted in the death of at least 1,100 people and more than 2,000 wounded. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has declared that Israel is "at war" and has called for a strong military response.

The attack by Hamas included thousands of militants using various means to cross the Israeli border. They targeted multiple points and then proceeded to invade homes, killing indiscriminately and taking Israeli residents hostage. Hamas claims to have captured around 200 Israeli residents. In addition, Hamas militants have launched approximately 1,500 rockets into Israel, impacting several cities near the Gaza Strip. The situation is still developing, and updates are expected.

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