Arrr, after a bitter hullabaloo, Trump be sayin' to the Houthis: "Cease yer cannon fire, and we’ll put down our pistols!"
2025-03-31
Arrr, President Trump be swearin’ to keep bringin’ the hammer down on them scallywag Houthis if they don’t quit their rowdy antics messin’ with our fine ships in the Red Sea! Aye, let 'em know they best behave, or they’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the high seas, where President Trump, that scallywag of the White House, be boastin' of a grand adventure against the dastardly Houthis in Yemen! Aye, he be proclaiming, "Stop shootin' at our ships, and we’ll cease fire too!" A simple message fer them landlubbers, indeed!With a hearty cannonade, the Trump crew be launchin' their offensive, lettin' loose upon the Iran-backed hooligans who dared threaten vessels from the good ship Israel. "We've been hittin' 'em harder than a kraken on a pirate ship!" Trump brayed, with joy fillin' his voice as he declared many of their rascally leaders be sent to Davy Jones' locker.
But nay, the battle ain't over yet! Trump warns the lot of 'em that as long as they keep their cannons aimed at freedom, the hullabaloo shall continue! "We’ve only just begun!" he says, eye patched and all. And let's not forget about Iran—if they keep sowin' seeds o' trouble, they'll be feelin' the wrath of the U.S. Navy, sharp as a pirate's cutlass!
So there ye have it, me hearties! A skirmish on the seas, a leader with a flair for the dramatic, and a promise of mayhem yet to come. Arrr, let the winds of war blow fair for those who sail 'neath the Jolly Roger!