The Booty Report

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Arrr! Maria Branyas Morera, the ancient sea hag of 117, has finally set sail to Davy Jones' locker!

2024-08-21

Arrr, Maties! Ms. Branyas, known far and wide as the “Super Catalan Grandma,” has sailed off to Davy Jones’ locker in her slumber, say her kin. Aye, she be at peace, but her tasty tales be echoing in the winds like a fine rum!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale to spin about a lass known far and wide as Ms. Branyas, the famed “Super Catalan Grandma.” This fine matron of the sea o’ social media, bless her soul, has sailed off to Davy Jones’ locker in the most peaceful manner—she slipped into the dream world whilst asleep, like a treasure chest bein' gently lowered into the briny deep!

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