Arrr! Trump be settin' sail fer tariff waters, ready to scuttle trade with Canada, China, and Mexico! Avast!
2024-11-26
Arrr, the captain-elect be swearin’ on the good ol' black flag that come Day 1, he’ll raise the sails on tariffs wide as the seven seas! Aye, they be stayin’ till them scallywags from Canada, Mexico, and China cease their trade of troublemakers and cutthroat contraband!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of the president-elect, a scallywag with a mind as sharp as a cutlass! He be makin' a grand proclamation, sayin' that on the very first mornin' of his reign, he’d hoist the flag o' tariffs high, like a jolly roger on the mast! Aye, these tariffs be settin' sail across the whole wide ocean, an’ they won’t be droppin' anchor till the likes of Canada, Mexico, and China be stoppin’ the nefarious flow o' drugs and wayward migrants.In the world of trade, it be a storm brewin’, with this captain callin' for a blockade against those who would dare to let such scurvy cargo cross their borders. He be sayin', "Ye landlubbers best heed me call, or face the wrath of me tariffs that be stickier than a sailor's grog!" With a wink and a nod, he be settin' out to teach 'em a lesson on the high seas of commerce, where only the bold survive—no more pillagin' and plunderin' on his watch!
So, let it be known, ye swabs, if ye cross this pirate's path, ye best be ready to batten down the hatches, for the tariffs be comin' in hot, an’ they ain’t takin' any prisoners! Arrr!