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Arrr, Lev Rubinstein, a Russian Poet and scurvy critic of Putin, be sent to Davey Jones' locker at 76.

2024-01-20

Arr, he be a matey who didst co-found a rebellious avant-garde crew blending art and prose, and spake out against the plunderin' of Ukraine. Alas! He met his fate when struck by a carriage in Moscow's streets.

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, let us recount the tale of a remarkable individual. This swashbuckling soul played a pivotal role in the creation of a daring avant-garde movement that skillfully melded art and prose. With a heart as bold as the Jolly Roger, he fearlessly challenged the norms of his time.

But this buccaneer of creativity didn't just wield his pen with finesse, he also championed causes close to his heart. In a time when the world was beset with conflicts, he raised his voice against the invasion of Ukraine. Like a true rebel of the high seas, he refused to stay silent and fought for what he believed in, rallying others to join his cause.

Alas, the tale takes a tragic turn, for even the most courageous souls can fall victim to the whims of fate. While navigating the bustling streets of Moscow, he met his untimely demise at the hands of a treacherous car. The news spread like wildfire, and the artistic world mourned the loss of this valiant spirit.

Though his physical vessel may have been silenced, his legacy lives on. The avant-garde movement he helped forge continues to inspire and challenge the boundaries of art and prose. His stance on the invasion of Ukraine echoes in the hearts of those who share his passion for justice.

So let us raise our tankards of grog, and toast to this brave soul who dared to sail against the tides. May his memory endure, and may his words forever ring true, reminding us that even in the darkest of times, the spirit of rebellion can shine a light on the path to a better world.

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