"Trump be plunderin' the stormy seas o' Canadian politics, aye! A treasure chest o' chaos awaits, matey!"
2024-12-17
Arrr, matey! The soon-to-be captain of the land be squawkin’ of heavy taxes on our Canadian booty and makin’ jests that stir the seas of politics! It be a perilous tide, indeed, when the winds of change blow fierce! Avast, let’s hoist the flag and brace for a ruckus!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the president-elect, a scallywag with a tongue sharper than a cutlass! This landlubber be threatenin’ to hoist the Jolly Roger and impose mighty tariffs on goods from our frosty neighbors to the north, the Canadians. Aye, such a move be riskier than sailin’ through a storm without a compass!