"Arrr, nations be shufflin' their boots as daft leaders cackle at the fall of Syria's scallywag regime!"
2024-12-08
Arrr, me hearties! The U.N. envoy be shoutin' 'twas a “watershed moment” on the Sabbath, as the world’s cap'ns scratched their noggins over the news! Aye, mayhap they be needin' a tankard o' grog to sort it all out! Avast, what a fine hullabaloo!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round whilst I spin ye a yarn 'bout a grand event that shook the seven seas this past Sunday! The U.N. special envoy, a fancy landlubber, declared it a “watershed moment!” Aye, what be that, ye ask? A moment so mighty, it be causin’ even the fiercest of captains to spill their grog!