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Arrr matey! What say ye ‘bout the lady’s sails on foreign seas? Hoist the flags of her policies!

2024-07-27

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as we spin the yarn o’ the likely Democratic captain's thoughts on the roiling seas of migration and the scallywags’ squabbles in Ukraine and Gaza. 'Tis a tale as tangled as a kraken's tentacle, I tell ye! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round me hearties, fer I be spillin' the beans on the presumptive Democratic captain o' this grand ship called "Election." This scallywag has set his sights on matters that be concernin’ both landlubber migrants and the ruckus in far-off seas like Ukraine and Gaza!

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