The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Trump be sayin' trade Ukraine's shiny rocks fer more booty from the good ol’ U.S. ship!

2025-02-05

Avast ye! Ukraine be shoutin' loud that if the good ol' U.S. lends a hand in their scallywag battles, they might just plunder a treasure trove of shiny minerals like lithium and uranium! Aye, riches await for those brave enough to sail the stormy seas!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be spinning a yarn 'bout the fair land of Ukraine, a treasure chest o’ riches waitin’ to be plundered! Aye, the scallywags in charge be makin' a bold claim: lend us yer cannons and gold, and ye shall reap the bountiful harvest of critical minerals like lithium and uranium. Aye, they be shoutin’ from the rooftops!

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