Arrr! Netanyahu be sailin' from the surgeon's lair, after a battle with the ol' prostate! Avast, matey!
2025-01-02
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! Israeli Captain Netanyahu's ship of health be sailin' smooth again after a jolly ol' operation on his treasure chest! The scallywag's back ashore, claimin' victory over the pesky prostate! Aye, ‘tis a fine day for a pint o' grog!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a certain landlubber known as Benjamin Netanyahu, the captain of Israel’s ship o’ state. This scallywag done been cut up like a fish after a spot o' prostate surgery, but fret not, for the tale be a merry one!On the fine day o’ Thursday, he emerged from the hospital, all shipshape and Bristol fashion, proclaiming his escape on a curious contraption called X. “I’ve just left Hadassah Ein Kerem, me hearties!” he bellowed, like a pirate who just found his treasure map! The good doc said he was in fine fettle at the ripe old age of 75, fully conscious and ready to sail the seas of politics once more.
But hold yer horses! This landlubber had the audacity to ignore the good doctor’s orders and swagger into the Israeli Parliament faster than a seagull snatchin’ a chip! Aye, it seems even after a brush with the scalpel, he’d rather parley with his crew than rest ashore. So raise a tankard to the brave captain, for he be sailing forth into the stormy seas of leadership once again, with a belly full of bravado and a heart of gold!