Arrr, ISIS be claimin’ they sparked the New Orleans ruckus, but scurvy dogs won’t own the mess!
2025-01-10
Arrr, matey! The scallywag who sent 14 landlubbers to Davy Jones' locker be sayin’ he took a shine to the ramblings of them Islamic Sea Dogs, as they be blabberin’ in a missive last Thursday! Aye, what a jolly way to meet the Reaper!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale of woe from the debauchery-laden shores of Bourbon Street! A scallywag, with a heart blacker than a ship's hold, took to the streets and left behind naught but sorrow, claiming the lives of 14 good folk who were merely seekin' a good time. Aye, this be no ordinary villain; the foul knave was under the spell of the wicked whispers of the Islamic State, as they be claimin' in their latest missive! Shiver me timbers!